So, I am sat watching the movie ‘The Cook’, recorded off the Horror   Channel, which promised NUBILE COLLEGE GIRLS BEING TARGETED BY A CRAZED   CANNIBALISTIC KILLER,  a movie hasn’t promised so much and delivered so   little since Bikini Girls on Ice. This is the sort of movie that would  have an 18 on the dvd cover but is little more than an attempt at  mixing college humour movies with horror and probably shouldn’t be more  than a 15 rating.
Let’s hope this movie picks up and introduces some new characters with bigger breasts.

So, I am sat watching the movie ‘The Cook’, recorded off the Horror Channel, which promised NUBILE COLLEGE GIRLS BEING TARGETED BY A CRAZED CANNIBALISTIC KILLER,  a movie hasn’t promised so much and delivered so little since Bikini Girls on Ice. This is the sort of movie that would have an 18 on the dvd cover but is little more than an attempt at mixing college humour movies with horror and probably shouldn’t be more than a 15 rating.

Let’s hope this movie picks up and introduces some new characters with bigger breasts.

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